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  METH

  A Memoir

  By

  Wayne Huffman

  Former Meth Cook

  Published by

  MIDNIGHT EXPRESS BOOKS

  METH

  A Memoir

  Copyright 2012© by Wayne Huffman

  Cover art by: Cory & Crystal

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  Chapter 1

  In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Now, the earth was formless, and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. And God said, “Let there be light.” and there was light. God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness.

  Many thousands of years later, in the kitchen of my home, I created meth for my first time, and it too was pretty damn good. My coffee filter was full of dope and anhydrous hydrogen chloride gas hovered in the air. The Spirit of Akira Ogata was near. (Akira Ogata first created the crystal form of meth we know today as “ice”.)

  There is a reason I seem to put the creation of meth on a level with the creation of earth. The reason being, every meth cook I know, myself included, has at one time or another, either considered himself to “be” God, or, at the very least, had aspirations of becoming God.

  When you are a meth cook, you are basically worshipped by those in the meth world who are not cooks. You are definitely put on a higher level, no pun intended, and treated as if you were a greater being. As a meth cook, your word is law in that world. I can, and have, taken over people’s homes for my own use. I’ve dictated who could, and could not, enter those homes, and when.

  People have committed criminal acts for me, both at my direction, and under their own initiative, because they felt their actions would please me enough to reward them. Their reward would not be in the form of loaves and fishes mind you, but in the form of a few grains of their personal God’s creation. Meth. In my world, everything is done in the name of creating meth. The games we play and the battles we fight amongst ourselves are all for one goal that everyone shares. Creating more meth.

  Meth addiction is more than just a simple drug addiction. Meth addiction is a lifestyle. A lifestyle where people have, and work towards, personal goals. Just like anyone who is climbing the corporate ladder, there is a system each person must go through in order to be accepted into the meth world. Without that acceptance, there can be no success. In many cases, such as mine, the meth lifestyle is a chosen lifestyle. This is a fact I don’t expect you, the reader, to fully understand at this moment. I only ask you to keep this in mind as you continue to read this story, because this knowledge may make some of the unusual events you will soon be learning about easier to comprehend.

  It is well known that meth addicts commonly engage in conduct that, to those on the outside looking in, may seem to defy logic, or in some cases, sanity. To those who are on the inside however, irrational behavior is often considered to be perfectly normal. It is the normal that we find suspicious. As a meth addict and cook, I know there are many aspects of our world that can only be understood by experiencing it firsthand.

  While at times it will not seem so, it is not my intention to glamorize my past crimes, or life as a meth cook in general. My goal with this book is to guide you through the realm and inner circles of the meth world. This book is meant to be an autobiographical account of my connection, throughout my life, to the drug world, my drug use history which led to my life inside the world of meth, and my rise to the top of that world, as a cook.

  I will take you inside my meth labs. You will learn, more than you ever could have imagined, about what is going on inside those barns, garages, motel rooms, and meth houses. You will learn what a “mobile meth lab” really is and how dangerous the occasional late night traveling vehicle really can be. Look inside a world where we use and trade our women, not as bargaining chips, but as pawns in a twisted game of humiliation. A world where friends poison friends and pregnant women are given massive doses of meth to try to induce miscarriages.

  When talking about the world of meth, fact really is stranger than fiction. As bad as the actual truth is, the public has still been presented with an image of meth that isn’t entirely accurate. Would it surprise you to learn that meth labs rarely blow up, despite what law enforcement and the news media would have you believe? This is true and I will explain this, and more, as you read.

  While my story is being told in the raw, simplistic way of an insider, I do not want to give the impression that I am downplaying the dangers of using and/or manufacturing meth. I no longer promote the use of meth and I will not defend meth use because, meth destroys. If, during your reading, it seems as if I am glorifying the meth lifestyle, keep in mind that I am only telling the story as I lived it, and at the time, I loved the life I was living.

  One of the things I hope to be able to do is dispel some of the myths about meth. I believe ignorance can be as dangerous as any meth lab has ever been. If a person reacts the wrong way in a dangerous situation, they can put themselves, and others, in even more peril than necessary. Just as likely, reacting incorrectly in a non-dangerous situation can end up creating needless hazards.

  This book is not a “how to” book. While there are a few books out there that will teach you how to become a meth cook, this is not intended to be one of them. This is not a history book, and it will not be tracing the history of meth since its invention in Japan, in the late 1800’s. It will not follow the path taken in order for meth to make its way to America. In fact, I will only refer to the history of meth as it is relevant to my story.

  This book does not contain statistics or scientific data. There are studies out there that document and analyze, not only the effects of meth on individual users, but on entire communities as well. While all of that information is both important, and relevant, this book will not address those issues either.

  Like it or not, virtually everyone in America is affected by meth in one way or another. It is because of meth that there are limits on the amount of cold medicine you are legally permitted to purchase and possess. That law, since its creation, has done little to slow meth production, especially when the law hasn’t been enforced equally in all areas of the United States, and only serves to inconvenience those people needing the medicines for legitimate reasons.

  As a meth cook, I preyed upon the misfortunes, wants, needs, and ignorance of people to help keep myself supplied with everything I needed to stay in business. Homes, guns, cash, and more were put at my disposal when I needed them. Some people wanted my money, while others wanted my drugs. Several people wanted my knowledge, and a few even wanted me dead.

  Today, I am not proud of a lot of the things I have done, both while I was involved with meth, and before. By the end of this book, I hope to not only answer some of the questions most people didn’t even know they had about meth, but to also be able to answer a question I seem to be asked a lot these days. “Do I regret ever being involved with meth?”

  Let’s find out...

  Chapter 2

  Drugs have never s
eemed unusual to me. I guess this is because, for as long as I can remember, I have always been exposed to drugs and drug use in some form.

  I can remember, as a child, watching friends of my mother’s using a driver’s license and an old record album cover to separate the seeds from their marijuana. At the time I thought this to be a real cool trick, and I would use it myself many years later.

  My earliest memory of actually seeing someone use drugs was when I was about seven years old. I walked into the living room of our house to find my mother and some other woman, a friend I’ll assume, sitting on the couch sharing a cigarette.

  Back then, I knew what cigarettes were and I knew my mother smoked. What I thought was weird about this scene was that I had never known my mother to share any single cigarette like she was doing.

  I also remember that this cigarette did not smell like mom’s usual brand and it was odd that they were holding the cigarette with their fingertips. Mom had always held hers between her fingers before.

  While I do not remember exactly what it was that I asked about the situation, I do remember what I was told. The friend explained to me that they had acquired a bag of weeds from California. These weeds, she said, were growing out of control and had to be killed before they had the chance to spread all across the country. The only way to kill these troublesome weeds? Smoking them.

  Maybe I had a contact high, or maybe I was just a stupid kid, but I believed every word of that explanation. After all, who would make a story that fantastic up? Oh yeah! A pothead!

  Growing up with my younger brother and sister, we traveled a lot. Our mother and father were divorced, and mom had custody of us. It seemed like we were forever on the move.

  When we started the school year somewhere, it was a pretty safe bet we would not be finishing it at the same institution. Where, or with whom, we would be living, was always in question. And dinner? That was anybody’s guess.

  We grew up poor to say the least. Things came hard for us and we learned fast not to expect anything from anyone, at least, not without a price.

  I guess mom was restless and impulsive, and that must be where I got it from, because I am the same way. Sure, mom could have thought things through a little better. Planned a little more. But, if she had, my life would probably not have been as interesting as it had been.

  Mom kept it together for the most part. If we were really stuck for food and a place to stay, she would go to the hospital and fake a nervous breakdown. Then, us kids could stay in the waiting room and the nurses would feed us, while mom “got better”. Usually mom would “get better” after social services got us an apartment in the projects somewhere, and some emergency food stamps.

  Mom had other ways of making sure we had a place to stay. Sometimes, she would leave us with a “friend” while she went MIA for a few days. When she showed back up, we always had a place to go.

  One particular incident stands out in my mind. Mom had left us kids with someone we didn’t know, and hauled ass. After about a week, the woman we were staying with loaded us up into her car, and went looking for our mother.

  We arrived at a trailer and the woman knocked on the door. When mom came to the door, the woman pointed back at the car and said, “Did you forget something?”

  The guy mom was staying with had no idea she had three kids stashed someplace. Once we arrived, he welcomed us in, and he was a really nice guy. Of course, it wasn’t long before mom decided that there were greener pastures elsewhere, and off we went.

  Several years later, mom would reunite with this guy, Elwood. and today, they have been married to each other for over twenty years. I guess mom either found whatever it was she was looking for all of those years, or she got tired of looking. Either way, I hope they have many more happy years together.

  During some of our travels, we found ourselves living in Gray Mountain, Arizona. I was eleven years old at the time.

  Gray Mountain was a very small town located about fifty miles from Flagstaff. The town basically consisted of two motels, a convenience store, a trailer park, a Dairy Queen, and several small houses. There was also a trading post, which was kind of western store, with a restaurant and a liquor store in it. Everything in town belong to one guy. It was his town.

  We lived at the trailer park in an old school bus mom had bought somewhere. The bus had been converted into an RV of sorts by removing the seats and putting in a couple of small beds, and a dresser. There was also a small propane heater for wintertime.

  The bus had no electricity, so we used kerosene lamps at night for light. Water came from jugs we filled from a hose in the back of the convenience store. Laundry was washed in five gallon buckets, and “baths” consisted of pouring a jug of water over your head, soaping up, and then another jug to rinse.

  Bathing was done at the front of the bus. You had to stand on the steps so the water would run down them, and out the door, instead of running back into the living area.

  We also had a portable toilet at the front of the bus. As the oldest of the siblings, it was my job to drag the toilet out into the desert and dig a hole to dump the waste into. I had to do this every couple of days, and I would usually wait until late at night before doing it, to avoid being seen by anyone.

  There was a school bus that would shuttle the town kids to and from school in Flagstaff. The school bus driver lived directly behind us in the trailer park. She would always park the school bus along the side of our bus. I can only assume she did this to block the view out of her front window. I couldn’t blame her.

  Living beside a school bus, in a school bus, was always an issue for me. It was embarrassing enough to be the poor kid in town. Being asked, “Hey, why don’t you just drive your house to school?” made it even worse. God how I hated every one of those little bastards.

  I did have one friend in Gray Mountain. A Navajo Indian kid. His name was Benson and he, along with his younger brother and sister, lived in a tiny one room house with his grandmother.

  When we were not in school, Benson and I would spend our days roaming throughout the desert catching lizards and scorpions. If one of us came across a little money, we would buy some pellets and BBs for the old Crossman pellet rifle I had. Then we would spend our time roaming through the desert, shooting lizards and scorpions.

  It was with Benson that I would get high for the first time. I don’t remember where we learned it, but we started “huffing” gasoline, and Coleman camp fuel. Huffing was done by pouring a small amount of gas or camp fuel into a soda bottle. Then, you’d inhale the fumes through your mouth. This would give you a little bit of a buzz that lasted several seconds. Huffing several times in a row would give you crazy visual and auditory hallucinations.

  It wasn’t long before everyone in town knew Benson and I were getting high off gas. Anytime somebody saw us we would be carrying empty soda bottles wrapped up in old rags.

  If we couldn’t find any gas or camp fuel we could steal, we would run over to the convenience store and get a few drops out of the gas pump hose before the clerk would run out and chase us off.

  The only place safe from our thievery was my bus. I wasn’t taking a single drop out of that tank, in case mom had ever planned to fire that big white beast up, (thankfully, our bus was painted white, and not yellow. Thank God for small miracles..) and get us the hell out of town.

  Late one night, the trading post caught fire and burned to the ground. I didn’t know what started the blaze, but I’ll be willing to bet you know who got blamed for it. Benson nor I were even anywhere near the place when it happened. Well, Benson’s grandmother’s house was right behind the trading post, so I guess you could say he was near it... nevertheless I was in bed, asleep. Although the two of us were suspected, nothing was ever proven, so it was left alone.

  After the fire, mom was without a job. That meant there was no money for rent, kerosene for the lamps, or food for any of us.

  One day, just for fun, Benson and I talked my younger brother, who was a
bout six at the time, into stealing us a beer from the convenience store. He got away with it, so we sent him back in a couple more times to steal other things. On his last trip in, he tried to steal us some hamburgers, but he got caught.

  With me already being under suspicion for burning down the trading post, and now Kevin getting caught shoplifting, we were basically kicked out of town. We packed a few belongings and, abandoning our bus, caught a Greyhound to Mississippi, our mother’s home state.

  Chapter 3

  By the time I was thirteen, we were living in Starkville, Mississippi. Mom had hooked up with some dude from there through a singles ad she placed in the newspaper, or a magazine, and he moved us there. I’ll call the dude “Junior” because I think that really was his name.

  Junior was pretty cool. He taught me to drive his Chevy pick-up truck with 3-speed on the column. He also made sure I had cigarette money every day. Mom didn’t want him supporting my smoking habit of almost a whole pack a day, but where else was I going to get money?

  We lived in a nice trailer park called, “The Pines.” This place even had a community swimming pool. It was great, and I stayed in the pool as much as I could.

  A few trailers up from ours was a guy who had a beautiful 1965 Mustang Fastback. It was drop-dead gorgeous, red, and according to the owner, completely original.

  Early one morning, as I walked past the old Mustang on my way to catch the bus to school, I noticed something on the roof of the car. I stepped up closer to see what it was, and to my surprise, it was a wallet! The car was wet with morning dew, and the wallet was as well, thus indicating to me that it had been there all night.

  Naturally, I grabbed the wallet and ran like hell. When I got to school, I went straight into the bathroom to see if there was any cash in it. I was not disappointed. In fact, there was about three hundred bucks in it. I pocketed the money and dropped the wallet in a trash can on my way out of the bathroom. I. Was. Rich.